My First MeMe

I've been tagged by none other than the sipeh suku Ben Moh. Let me tell you a bit about Mr. Momok. I met him in a band forum,Voteband.net. He's a music student in Kuching. Is married and has a concubine. Seriously. You know how these music types are : Violin = wife, Flute = concubine. We found out that we "ngam key" G Major. LOL. Inside joke :P HAIH. This is my first tag ever, but then it's this (putting it in Ben's words) "sipeh hard" tag. Dunno should be grateful or not. After I answer this I'm gonna whack him. HAha. Not that I've actually met the lil' bugger before. But I'll have my chance. Here goes :

01: What is your IRC/MSN/YM nick? ~ h3l3n
02: What’s the first word that comes to mind? ~ SIPEH MOMOK! (ok I know this is two words) let's stick with MOMOK
03: What was the word you last said? ~ OH
04: What was the last word you type? ~ OH
05: What word do you hate? ~ duh
06: Can you rearrange these letters to form a word? giismsn ~ missing
07: What is your favorite prime color? ~ blue
08: Have you read Da Vinci Code? ~ YES
09: What is the word of the day here? ~ gravid \GRAV-id\, adjective:
Being with child; heavy with young or eggs; pregnant.
10: Finally, click here ~ deliberative poll
n. An opinion poll conducted after respondents have been given information related to the poll's issues, as well as time to discuss and deliberate upon the information.

i) Write an entry of between 100-200 words, with the words in your answers above included once.
ii) MeMe cannot be sent back to the sender.

List of words : h3l3n, momok, oh, oh, duh, missing, blue, yes, gravid, deliberative poll.

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Story
It's time, she thought. h3l3n has never felt such exhiliration, not since the Case of the Musical Momok (ghost) which had haunted her for months. These Malaysian authors sure know how to tell a gripping tale. And a long one at at that. Even the thickest World Encyclopedia paled in comparison. A pile of letters threatened to spill over her desk. She did not have so much as a second to breathe as she turned the pages, trying to solve the mystery before she got to the end of the story. But now, now she would get down to business.

h3l3n sifted through the pile slowly. She ripped the first one open. Her eyes flickered over the numerical figure at the bottom.

OH. Damn these things.

But this was not the first time she'd forgotten to pay her bills. A second letter caught her eye.

What's this?

OH.

She scanned the rest of its contents briefly and then tossed the paper into the overturned bin in the corner of the room.

Where is that damn thing!

h3l3n searched frantically. She kicked aside a tower of books blocking her path. Funny thing how the mess never seemed to bother her before. Her drawers were spilling with scribbled bits of paper and the occassional food stain. She stopped to think for a while.

Where is it?

Then she saw it wedged between two dusty files.

Ah-hah! There's the missing letter!

Duh.

She'd left it there two weeks ago. h3l3n reached for it, knocking over her coffee mug in the process. She quickly tore it open. A red logo flashed on the lefthand side of the header. She smiled. Although her favourite colour was blue, this is the one time she would have to paint a different colour. She didn't even care if blood would spill. It had to be done.

Yes, it is time.

The gravid woman would have to win to see things change for the better. Nobody in their right minds would support any candidate 6 months into her pregnancy under normal circumstances. The pressure would be too hard to take! But this woman was unlike any of those dogs they have in that cage. She was a trooper. She could easily slaughter those sonovabitches, baby or no baby. All the others did not even feel a deliberative poll was necessary this time as was the previous years. She was the right person for the task.









Suspense..










Suspense.........














h3l3n grabbed the nearest pen she could find and scrawled an "X" in the box next to the woman's name. She smiled to herself. She'd done her duty.


























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Hehe.. Finally done! It's definitely over 200 words lah. What to do. hehehe.. Hope everyone enjoyed that piece of writing. :P I'm not gonna tag anyone this time. Haih.

*Gives momok the evil stare*

SIPEH HARD.